Wave O' Babies

Last night was a very interesting night. The whole ordeal started while we were grocery shopping. I know, it's very odd for any adventure to begin whilst shopping for food. However, that does not deter The Troll from attempting to sap my sanity.

In the dairy section of the store, I asked if the men had picked up butter. The Troll, under his breath, sang "Wave O' Babies." Not sure if I'd heard him correctly, I looked at him with a confused expression.

"What?" I asked.

"Wave O' Babies." That was it. I knew I'd heard him correctly this time. I giggled and turned my back on him, of course. He was starting his usual antics again. Of course, I was finding it funny, because of course, almost anything Nick says is funny.

However, along with his little song, The Troll made up hand motions to go along with it. (Something like a wave....with your hand.) He continued to sing "wave o' babies" until we were done shopping. He then stopped for awhile, and we were able to go home and prepare dinner.

After our pizzas were done cooking, I was cutting my delicious all-meat pizza, and minding my own business. I was under the impression that Mike and The Troll were by Mike's computer, watching anime, until I turned around. What I saw made me scream and jump backwards, yet laughing at the same time.

Nick had managed to sneak up right behind me, and was staring at me with wide eyes and a creepy grin on his face. I reached up, put my hand on his chest, and shoved him away.

"Wave O' Babies!" He sang, while walking away. I wasn't fooled, I knew he was going to walk around the corner and try to sneak up on me again. I watched the corner, and he just poked half his head around, staring at me with one eye. "Wave O' Babies!" he sang. I pointed at him.

"Sit down." I said, pointing at him. "Go away." He instead crept closer. I shoved him away a second time. He just put his hand up. "No, shut up and sit down." I said, trying not to laugh.

"Wave O' Babies!" He walked away, finally leaving me alone. I finished cutting my pizza and put a couple slices on my plate, and sat down to join them in watching anime and eating food.

It wasn't until after the men were done watching when The Troll started up again. "Wave O' Babies!" Repeated ad naseum. Finally I turned to Mike, and half whining, half laughing, I said,

"Mike, make him stop!" Mike, who was tired and ready to sleep, mimed hitting him.

"Okay Nick you're even bugging me now."

I would like to say that was the end of it. However, one cannot help what one dreams about. Dreams of stalking, waves of babies, and any sort of trolling in between.

So, on that note, congratulations Nick, you've finally gotten into my head. You now control my every thought, so you win. I am at your mercy forever.

At least, until he finds something new to do to me. As I said before, there are only breaks.