Recently, I learned how into the trolling my boyfriend is. By that, I mean he actually encourages The Troll do perform his antics. In fact, just the other night, my boyfriend taught The Troll which buttons on my laptop do what. The Troll learned to lock my computer, to turn on/off the wifi button at will, and various other buttons.
This has been used against me multiple times in the past by my boyfriend, but to have him turn on me and teach The Troll is a whole other matter. I was in over my head now.
For the past few nights I have been dealing with button pushing at random. Mostly when I least expect it. This is paired with various other trolling efforts, such as yelling "Battle Shits" over and over again until I'm curled up in a ball on the floor. (Not to mention putting my portable electronics in high places so that I can't reach them, even if I'm jumping)
Anyway, I have tried my best to guard my computer against The Troll, but he has quickly realized, as I'm starting to, that if he takes a portable device away with him, I will wind up leaving my computer unguarded, which leaves him completely open to double back, press buttons and run away. That leaves me half laughing and half whining, and calling him less than happy names.
I was annoyed at first about my boyfriend teaching The Troll about buttons, but that quickly evaporated when The Troll laughed in glee everytime he even so much as thought about pushing something on my laptop. Anger toward my boyfriend faded, and suspicious and mistrust rose up higher with The Troll.
He likes to catch me off guard with his "Battle Shits" mantra, but instead of just telling him no, I just yell the word back at him. Maybe I'm learning how to actually deal with him, or maybe I'm sinking further down into insanity. I don't know what to think, all I know is that everytime I see him, I instinctively call him a douche bag, and that's where I get into trouble.
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